Dog Apreesh Post

This is Oscar and me.
He’s Benny and Nelle’s, and he’s a massive American Bulldog. I’m lucky enough to live with them and him.

He’s like a big dude you’d see at the gym, not trying to show off or look pretty, just ripped and you wouldn’t fuck with him. Kinda like the Commando from Biggest Loser but not a dickhead.

I always considered myself a cat person. They’re like that friend who kinda hates everyone and you never hear from them, but when you do it’s rad and you have a sick time with them.

I never really like dogs up until about a year ago. I thought they were all stupid attention seeking idiots with no convictions. I defended cats a lot, saying you have to earn their respect.

When I get home from work, and I don’t know where anyone is, and I wanna see someone, I just come out and play with Oscar. He doesn’t care that sometimes I’m angry when he won’t leave me alone. He doesn’t care that I don’t have food to bribe him with. He doesn’t care that I pay out on him heaps.

He just wants to hang out and have fun.

Tonight we played tug-o-war and wrestled. We wore eachother out and he laid down and I sat next to him. He was fucked and breathing so fast I thought he was having a heart attack. But he reached out and put his paw on me (not in a gay way).

It was like everything I’d ever thought about dogs just disappeared. It was life changing shit.

So I grabbed his paw and we just chilled for a bit. It’s like he was saying “That was so good man!”

Dog’s REALLY are man’s best friend.